Introducing: Slowpoke

In the spirit of April Fool’s, but also because I think it might actually make me more productive, I’ve made a Google Chrome extension to slow down Facebook’s timeline feature.

Long for the days of 56k? All this high-speed gigaboot Internets nonsense got you frazzled? Just install Slowpoke in Chrome by going to “chrome://extensions/” and┬ádragging the .crx file onto the page. Instantly, your Facebook addiction will be both sated and abated.

You’re welcome.

(Get it here)

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